Are you dissillusioned with forum trolls, posters who can't keep their story straight and kiddies posting during school holidays?
Getting on your nerves?
Perhaps you need to buy some products from Bastard Industries and give them a try...
We will list all our great products here as they become available!
If you have a request for
Bastard Industries to develop a custom product for your special needs, don't be afraid to ask!
Here are a few of our current favourite products!
Bluntness .."For when the sugar coating is just gunna attract ants..." Our specially crafted Bluntness cuts through the BS for those tough jobs where our competitors products like "Tact" and "Diplomacy" just doesn't get through!
It's For Your Own Good - "when its not personal but they REALLY need to be told!" A specially blended mix of honesty, clarity and truth with just a little bit of our Bluntness thrown in! Sometimes you have just gotta do it for their good and your sanity!
"Mud that Sticks" - smear it on yourself or throw it from across the room - IT STICKS!... and remember to use our special primer product for best adhesion
."..cos nothing sticks like Shit To A Blanket" - only available from
Bastard Industries!
As a special deal it's being given away free with
Ill Considered Postings - "for when you really need to say something you will regret" and our tasty
Hand that Feeds You Bites - "the snack that comes back to bite you on the ass" Sick of repeating things ad nauseum without any absorbtion of the relevance and real situation ?
Try our new
STFU and Listen Spray Just one quick squirt lubricates and eases insertion of those hard to sink in ideas!
Order yours today!
Also available in
You Have Got To be F@#$%^& Kidding commercial strength liquid...remember to dilute according to directions before use...direct full strength application can result in shaking heads and disbelief.
Our self improvement book -
Better Person - Building the Better Person through a Good Slappin provides important insight into just how much some of the folks on this planet need there asses kicking and just how a
Good Slappin can help in making you realise the world does not revolve around you!
The sequel
Good Slappin - a starters guide to Bondage & Discipline for self improvement is also available as a double deal or seperately! Learn how a strait jacket and leather restraints can protect you from saying something stupid on the Interwebs!...
The new
"Get the POINT" poking stick from Bastard Industries is a vital tool for when you just have to give em a poke! Teamed with our individually customisable
Slapper Paddles they are great for stiring the pot or dishing out that
Good Slappin!For your free guide to all the Bastard Industries products Pm the Bastard to the right of this post!
Hahaha LOVE IT!!!!
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